If you ever find out that you purchased a head
From your local convenience store,
Be careful right away to insure that your vest
Doesn't make that eerie hum anymore.

If you don't comply within 24 hours,
We'll be forced to alleviate mice, mice.
Consider they might all get up and stand on a box,
Well, that wouldn't be very nice.

Imagine if the box fell over and created a finch,
Which immediately took to the air.
And after studying philosophy, you briefly discover,
That it in fact wasn't there.

Ostriches are scary, or so I have heard;
They could really put you in your place.
But not as much so as the brown rabid tulips,
That ate away half of my face.

We apologize for the inedible sea lions,
That jumped on your head overnight!
And once I woke up with a truck in pajamas
gave me an incredible fright.

99 years, that's what did it to me.
With a palace constructed from cheese.
They offered me double glazing, and toilet insurance,
Which has rendered me weak at the knees.
SO!
Calling all flingers, fling us a fling,
And a note to all singers, don't sing.
All saucy doctors, kindly lend us your hats,
And the spoke on the end of a thing!

And if you cannot obey, then you'll wither away,
And your feet will become very sore.
And you'll open up your window and you'll suddenly find,
That a peanut has knocked on your door.

It doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense,
If you understand this, then you're mad.
It doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense,
And your singing is also quite bad.



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My favorites. Especially the Dark World Theme. <3 I absolutely love A Link To The Past.


IT'S DIDLY-DARK.
SO DIDLY-DARK.